viernes, 14 de diciembre de 2007

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Después de enviar varias reclamaciones a RENFE, escribo aquí sobre este tema, ya mas como deshogo que como denuncia.

Cada mañana, por desgracia, llego a Atocha alrededor de las 8 de la mañana (hora de máxima afluencia en la estación, como bien sabían algunos hace ya casi 4 años). Me bajo de un tren en la vía 2 y tengo que coger otro en la 5. Los trenes de Alcalá/Guadalajara vienen repletos de gente, y el andén parece un hormiguero en aforo completo. En este anden, y solo en este, se distribuyen unos 10 agentes de seguridad privada, que dan una nota de color amarillo fluorescente inconfundible. Al verlos, pienso "están aquí para evitar tumultos entre la gente que sube y baja de los trenes". Voy a bajarme del tren y, como siempre, los que esperan dejan un hueco en la puerta que nos obliga a salir en fila de a uno, pero es que, además, antes de que el vagón se haya vaciado, los ceporros, cazurros, borregos, gañutes (y otras lindezas que se me pasan por la cabeza en esos momentos) comienzan a subir; el tumulto esta garantizado.

Pero no nos olvidemos de los vigilantes, de los que hablamos al principio del post. Mientras empujo y braceo por salir del tren conservando mi integridad física, el bolso, la bufanda y el paraguas, pienso ¿Se puede saber donde están los del chaleco amarillo?. Levanto la cabeza y ahí están, con su braga y sus guantes, mirando al infinito, o charlando distendidamente con alguna buena moza ociosa.

Señores de Renfe, teniendo en cuenta que en el anden no queda ni un centímetro cm2, por favor, coloque a estos señores en el apeadero de Meco o en el de Pitis, por ejemplo, que ahí el cm2 no esta tan cotizado.

Amigos ceporros, cazurros, borregos, gañutes, ¿No os enseñaron en el colegio que hay que dejar salir antes de entrar?.

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